Player Ratings

[Andy]

I thought I would make a poll, but whats better than a poll..... FUKIN STATISTICS BITCHES:

Player	Games Played	Scored	Assists	Clean Sheets	ManofMatch	Red Cards	Pass %	Shots on Target %
Nuzz	378	223	84	0	61	0	71	28
Clev	353	188	112	0	82	6	71	27
Outcasst	311	145	58	4	38	21	66	22
LolliTheSane	349	47	33	12	11	15	65	18
BaronVonAndy	647	83	134	38	69	2	73	17
JezHawk	265	36	27	1	4	1	65	12
Proation	164	4	12	0	0	1	74	4
Maddox	123	19	15	1	5	1	68	16
Mark	48	9	7	0	0	1	60	18
Dave	451	112	110	0	80	6	68	15

[Andy]

This Table highlights the success rates of players that have played as a striker and have played more than 100 games in that role

Player	Games Played	Scored	Assists	Shots on Target %
Nuzz	280	192	63	28
Clev	334	200	119	26
Outcasst	157	66	21	19
LolliTheSane	117	28	18	17
BaronVonAndy	219	54	55	21
JezHawk	159	34	11	12
Proation	9	n/a	n/a	n/a
Maddox	26	n/a	n/a	n/a
Mark	5	0	0	0%
Dave	71	n/a	n/a	n/a

To be more accurate, every time the below players are in a striking role, you would expect to see the following results:

Player	Success Rate % per match	Avg Goals scored every 2 games	Chances of assisting as a striker %
Nuzz	68.57	1.37	18.93
Clev	59.88	1.2	35.63
Steve	42.03	0.84	13.38
LoliTheSane	23.93	0.48	15.38
BaronVonAndy	23.29	0.49	25.11
JezHawk	21.38	0.42	6.92

The above table demonstrates that Nuzz and Clev are without doubt our best strikers on the team, scoring at least one goal every other game.
Steve following closely behind, scoring 1 goal every 3 games
And as for the rest of us, it would take on average 5 games for Loli, me or Jez to score just one goal.

Its also worth mentioning, as a striker Clev is most likely to be the most selfless player. As the highest assisting player, he makes crucial passes so the team can score, in more than a 1/3 of his attacks (what a guy!)
Followed by me, assisting in just over 1/4 of my attacks.

The rest of the team are inclined not to pass in more than 1/5 of their attacks, but this data ends with JezHawk. The greedy bastard will pass almost once in every 20 attacks. The rest of the time he is either trying to figure out why his pad isn't working, or pressing every button on his pad at once - Cunt!

In contrast I thought I would also do the defending table, the results are interesting

Player	Games played as a defender	Interceptions	Tackles
BaronVonAndy	197	379	208
LoliTheSane	43	80	106
Jez	3	3	1

When looking at statistics tables its easy to build conclusions based around the highest numbers, however, using the above I have played 5 times more matches in defense than Loli and yet:

Loli will make almost 5 successful tackles every 2 games, whereas I will only make a little over 2
And loli will intercept the ball 1.86 times a match on average. I will intercept the ball 1.92 times a match.

[Mark1978]

So I have played 48 games with you useless fucks and only 5 as a striker? Yet I have 9 goals and 7 assists

You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Plus the table clearly highlights how some people should delete the game now.

[Andy]

I am not going to bother with a hypothesis steven :-)

However, in conclusion

Our lead strikers should always be Nuzz and Clev, if neither of these are playing we probably wont win a game.

However, Steve is clearly our best choice as a 3rd striker if only one of these is available.

Every one else should not play in a forward position for any reason (myself included). The above statistics are not based on the amount of times you have played as a forward so if you feel you have hardly played as a striker and that's why the stats are low it doesn't matter. Its based on the opportunities you have had when already in that role. This statement is based on poor shooting accuracy, lower goals scored and less likely to pass - stats don't lie

Most of the other players should be in mid-field with an aim to pass to our strikers rather than trying to score a goal. (the passing / midfielder stats will come later I think) but its safe to say everyone should improve there passing

The best defender going by stats is loli and then me. Also consider that we are probably the only two people to play in defense, im not going to count jezzers recent stretch given that he made 1 tackle and 3 interceptions in 3 games.

[Outcasst]

Very good! But this is only the middle. You need a hypothesis and conclusion!

C+

[Mark1978]

agagagagagagagagag

This is andy's hypothesis and conclusion

[Andy]

Midfield stats:

Mid fielding is a very general position. There are elements of attacking and defending involved and fifa is not detailed enough to seperate the stats into more detail:

These stats are an average over the last 10 matches

Player	Shots on target %	Pass Success %	Tackles %	Shots Taken Avg	Successful Pass Avg	Successful Tackles Avg
Nuzz	28	68	32	1.4	6	0.9
Clev	17	75	26	0.7	5.9	1.1
Outcasst	28	63	30	2.1	5.4	1.5
LoliTheSane	19	65	26	0.8	6.9	2.2
BaronVonAndy	15	73	30	0.9	11.7	1.1
Jez	14	64	18	1.0	6.2	0.9
Proation	9	73	19	0.6	7.3	1.1
Maddox	18	68	22	1.1	6.8	1.6

The most accurate passer is Clev with 75%, followed closely by me and TRAMPO!!! with 73%
The least accurate is Steve and Jez

As midfielders the most accurate shots have come from Steve and Nuzz. Nuzz being the more accurate with 1.4 shots per match, Steve with 2.1.
Proation is the least accurate at midfield shhoting, followed by Jez.

The most tackles... Loli is the clear winner with 2.2! per game, the next closest is Maddox

[Andy]

And Finally due to players scoring good scores across positions I have done a quick average match up:

Player	Games played in Def	Interceptions per game	Tackles per game	Games played midfield	Interceptions	Tackles
LoliTheSane	43	1.86	2.47	253	1.57	2.21
BaronVonAndy	197	1.92	1.06	370	1.53	1.12

Loli makes more interceptions and tackles playing as a defender
I make more interceptions as a defender but less tackles.

I cant be arsed to do anymore yet

[Outcasst]

we've just started again ignore all of the above

[Andy]

new stats to follow soon, but at the moment the highest goal scorer is Jez